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The Arabs Aren’t Happy!

The Arabs aren’t happy!

They’re not happy in Gaza. They’re not happy in Egypt. They’re not happy in Libya. They’re not happy in Morocco. They’re not happy in Iran. They’re not happy in Iraq. They’re not happy in Yemen. They’re not happy in Afghanistan. They’re not happy in Pakistan. They’re not happy in Syria. They’re not happy in Lebanon.

And where are they happy?

They’re happy in England. They’re happy in France. They’re happy in Italy. They’re happy in Germany. They’re happy in Sweden. They’re happy in the USA. They’re happy in Norway. They’re happy in every country that is not Muslim. And who do they blame? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!



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Egyptian Revolution

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Violent clashes between police and demonstrators as over ten thousand gather on the streets of Cairo. The Egyptian population has endured a tyrants rule for far too long, millions struggle each day to find where their next meal is coming from. January 25th, 2011 marks the day when the people rise and take back what’s rightfully there’s. This isn’t the end, but hopefully the beginning to a long awaited regime change! Send to everyone and let them know.

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Joke Of The Day

Achmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East. He was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said “Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Achmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said “It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?”

The doctor said “You were homesick.”

Jokes

Joke Of The Day

A young Arab asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?”

The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.”

“And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man.

“It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body.” said the father.

The son asked, “And what about these ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, “These are ‘babouches’, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert.”

“Tell me, Abba?” added the boy.

“Yes, my son?”

“Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and you’re still wearing all this CRAP?”

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Joke Of The Day

Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio.

“What is your name?“ asked the teacher.

“Mohammad” answered the kid.

“You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny” replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammad returned home. “How was your day, Mohammad?” asked his mother.

“My name is not Mohammad. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny.”

“Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!” and she beat him. Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Mohammad returned to school… When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, “What happened to you little Johnny”?

“Well ma’am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs.”

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