Apple Inc. has developed a new high tech toilet. The details are not yet clear, but the company is torn between two names for the new device: Either the iPood, or the iPeed.
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Joke Of The Day: Take One Apple
At a Catholic gathering, the Mother Superior stacked a pile of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying, “Take only one apple please – God is watching.”
On the other end of the table was a pile of cookies on which a student had placed a sign saying, “Take all the cookies you want – God is watching the apples.”
Joke Of The Day: The Origins Of Human Beings
There guys were discussing the origins of human beings and where did Adam and Eve come from.
Jack, the British guy, said, “They have to be British, only a gentleman would share his last apple with a woman.”
Pierre, the French guy claimed, “There is no doubt they were French. The French are so good at seducing women.”
Bob, the American commented, “My guess is they were Russian. After all, who else could roam around naked, survive on one apple between the two of them and still feel they were in paradise?”
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