Tag: Alcohol
How To Of The Day: How To Cook A Turkey
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out
George Washington’s Eggnog
George Washington’s Eggnog
Serves 8
Everyone knows that George Washington was one of the founding fathers, served as the commander-in-chief of the Continental Army and was the first President of the United States.
But what most people don’t realize is that George Washington was a brewer, distiller, cocktail connoisseur and one of the original mixologists. As a matter of fact many of his recipes still survive today in their original hand written form. One of his favorite and most popular, and most fitting for this time of year, is his Eggnog recipe. The recipe includes rye whiskey, rum, brandy and sherry and is rumored to have been “a stiff drink that only the most courageous were willing to try.”
So here it is, George Washington’s original Eggnog Recipe, are you “courageous” enough?
Prep Time: 45 min
Cook Time: 168 hr
Ingredients
- 1 pint brandy
- 1⁄2 pint rye whiskey
- 1⁄2 pint jamaican rum
- 1⁄4 pint sherry wine
- 12 eggs, separated
- 12 tablespoons sugar
- 1 quart milk
- 1 quart heavy cream
Instructions
- MIX LIQUOR FIRST.
- Separate yolks and whites of the eggs*.
- Add sugar to beaten yolks and mix well.
- Add combined liquors to the yolk and sugar mixture, drop by drop at first, slowly beating it all the while.
- Add cream and milk and mix thoroughly.
- Beat the egg whites* until stiff and gently fold these into cream liquor and yolk mixture.
- Let this sit in the refrigerator for several days.
- Taste frequently.
- *I always remove the white thingum from eggs.
Notes
- This was one of his favorite concoctions for celebrating Christmas at Mount Vernon.
Adapted from Food.com