Joke Of The Day: The Most Powerful Person In The US

Rubber ChickenA teacher in a political science class asked the students, “Who is the most powerful person in the US?”

A student answered, “The First Pet?”

The teacher then asked, “Why?”

The student explained, “Because, the president kneels before him, talks to him, listens to him, follows him, prefers him to office staff, looks after his well being before the voters’, cancels/defers official duties in favor of him, and boards Air Force One first.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President’s staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man’s tractor.

“Sir,” the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.

“Did you see this terrible accident happen?”

“Yep. Sure did.” The man muttered unconcernedly.

“Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?”

“Yep.”

“Were there any survivors?” the agent gasped.

“Nope. They’s all kilt straight out.” The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. “I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning.”

“The President of the United States is dead?” The agent gulped in disbelief.

“Well,” the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. “He kept a-saying he wasn’t … but you know what a liar he is.”

The Drape

Air Force General: Mr. President, we’ve just invented a “drape” for Air Force One which renders it invisible.

Obama: No shit?

General: That’s right, sir. Please go ahead and board.

Obama: Wouldn’t miss it for the world.

General: Have a good trip, sir.

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