Is this video a foreshadow of the 2012 elections? I wonder….
Mountain Biker, Evan van der Spuy of Team Jeep South Africa got taken out by a RED HARTEBEES at amountain bike race at Albert Falls Dam. Check out this crazy footage which was taken by team mate Travis Walker on his GoPro Camera – The BUCK sure does STOP HERE with Evan van der Spuy aka #BUCKNORRIS
A young missionary on his first trip to Africa is away from camp having devotions in a quiet clearing, as was his custom. This one particular day, while reading his Bible, a lion comes and lays down right beside him; so close that the hot warm smell of his breath is wafting over him.
He is, as you would suppose, exceedingly uneasy. He closes his eyes, praying… but when he opens them he sees another approach from the brush, which proceeds to lie down on the other side of him.
Convinced as he is that this is a test of his faith, he determines to return to his Bible reading. As soon as he does so, the two lions pounce upon and devour him.
Moral of the story: Don’t read between the “lions.”
Three Kenyan men armed with nothing but wooden bows manage to scare fifteen hungry lions away from a wildebeest carcass, butcher it on the spot as the lions watch, and walk away without conflict. How do they do it? Animal psychology. And nerves of steel.
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 61 centimetres long.
When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 61 centimetres.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, “How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure”?
The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, *How is our little tribal experiment coming along”?
“It looks like we’re about half way there,” he replied.
“Wow, you mean it’s stretched to 30 centimetres”?
“No, it’s turned black..”