The History Of Genocide
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Jun 032015
Joke Of The Day: The African Lumberjack
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Apr 202015
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An African lumberjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.
“Take a couple swings at that tree over there.” The foreman said. The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single chop. “Holy smokes, you’ve got quite the arm! You’re absolutely hired, but I need to know what you can do. Try your hand at this tree over here.” The foreman points out a much larger tree. One, two swings and the tree crashes to the ground. “That’s incredible!” Cried the foreman. “Wherever did you learn to chop like that?!” “In the Sahara Forest.” Replied the lumberjack. “Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?” Asked the foreman. “That’s why I’m here.” |
Joke Of The Day: Half Way There
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Nov 062014
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An elderly couple was watching a show on the Discovery Channel about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a man reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said “How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?” The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, “How is our little tribal experiment coming along?” “Well, it looks like we’re about half way there” he replied. “Wow, you mean it’s grown to 12 inches?!” “No, it’s turned black. |
Oct 252014
Obama Plans To Let Ebola-infected Foreigners Into U.S. For Treatment
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Oct 182014
Don’t be surprised if Obama orders Ebola cases in Africa be moved to the US. After all… that was his logic for handling Gitmo prisoners. ~ Gags
From Judicial Watch:
Washington, DC – Judicial Watch has learned that the Obama administration is actively formulating plans to admit Ebola-infected non-U.S. citizens into the United States for treatment. Specifically, the goal of the administration is to bring Ebola patients into the United States for treatment within the first days of diagnosis.
It is unclear who would bear the high costs of transporting and treating non-citizen Ebola patients. The plans include special waivers of laws and regulations that ban the admission of non-citizens with a communicable disease as dangerous as Ebola.
One source tells us that the Obama administration is keeping this plan secret from Congress. The source is concerned that the proposal is illegal; endangers the public health and welfare; and should require the approval of Congress.