Common Sense Evaluation

One day St. Peter visited Hell to make certain that the sinners were being adequately punished.

During his tour he noticed that Hitler was standing in feces up to his chin. Surprisingly, the Fuhrer was smiling.

“I don’t understand,” sad St. Peter. “How can you smile when you’ll be spending all of eternity in excrement?”

Hitler replied, “I’m smiling because I’m standing on Mussolini’s shoulders.”