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What is it that they have?
A Brit, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
“Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”
“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”
“No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out. “They have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian.”
Adam was talking to God one day, ”Why did you make Eve so pretty?”
God replied, ”So you would love her.”
Adam then asked, ”Why did you make her such a good cook?”
God replied, ”So you would love her”.
Adam asked, ”Why does she have such a heavenly smile?”
God said, ”So you would love her”.
Finally, Adam asked, ”Why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, ”So that she would love you!”