May 192025
 

Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at age four.



Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living.

After all, Shirley Temple could do it at age four.

Trained Actors

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Feb 042022
 

Most Globalist politicians are trained actors, but this idiot takes it to extreme levels.

Trained Actors


Joke Of The Day: Sweet Aroma

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Mar 282014
 
Rubber Chicken There was once an Irish actor who did Shakespearean plays, but had aged and could no longer remember his lines! After many years, he finds himself in the Halifax Theater in Canada, where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says “This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line:
“Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.”

The Irish actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he was practicing his line over and over again.

Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line:
“Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.”

The theater erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!

“You bloody fool!” he cried “You have ruined me!”

The Irish actor was bewildered: “What happened, did I forget my line?

“No!” screamed the director. “You forgot the rose!”