Most Globalist politicians are trained actors, but this idiot takes it to extreme levels.
Tag: Actors
Joke Of The Day: Sweet Aroma
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There was once an Irish actor who did Shakespearean plays, but had aged and could no longer remember his lines! After many years, he finds himself in the Halifax Theater in Canada, where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says “This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line: The Irish actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he was practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line: The theater erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! “You bloody fool!” he cried “You have ruined me!” The Irish actor was bewildered: “What happened, did I forget my line? “No!” screamed the director. “You forgot the rose!” |
Exploding Actresses
Exploding Actresses, a video edited by Simone Rovellini, is pure comedic genius. I could watch this all day.
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Simone Rovellini is the greatest man who has ever picked up an editing hammer. Or whatever it is that people use to modify videos. A few of his YouTube videos have broken a million views, but the “Exploding Actress” series definitely needs to be seen by more people. And by “more people,” I mean “everyone who has ever lived or will ever live.”
The idea is simple, but the execution is not. He takes clips from famous movies and picks the absolutely perfect moment for the actress’s head to explode.
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