Joke Of The Day: Tax Time

Rubber Chicken A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says: “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, “what is your occupation?”

“I’m a whore,” she says.

The accountant balks and says, “No, No, No, that won’t work. That is too gross. Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl.”

“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore & call girl?”

“Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year.”

He replies: “Good enough.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Graduate Student Degree

Rubber ChickenWhat does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
“Why does it work?”

What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
“How does it work?”

What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask?
“How much will it cost?”

What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask?
“Do you want fries with that?”