Common Sense Evaluation

He thought, “I can do this; I can fix this flat.” He finally located the jack, and after some time, he figured out how to operate it. He jacked up the car, found the lug wrench, and as he took each lug nut off, he would throw it over his shoulder into the tall grass.

He was standing there scratching his head, wondering what to do, when he heard a voice behind him saying, “Mister, if you will take one lug nut off each of the other wheels and put them on that wheel, you will be able to drive to town and get more lug nuts to replace the ones you threw away.”

The man then realized he had stopped next to an insane asylum. He said, “Man, that’s an insane asylum. What are you doing in there?”

The man in the insane asylum said, “I’m in here for insanity, not stupidity.”