Random Riddle: The Fool’s Gaurd

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May 182024
 
The captain of the fool’s guard stood over a young man who was bravely standing before him and his men.

“Do you confess to murdering the king?” the captain roared.

“No,” said the young man. “I do not.”

“Right, then,” said the captain, turning to his men. “Clap him in irons, then.”

A minute later, the young man was laughing and running free, while the captain glared at his men.

“Really,” he thought. “Next time I’ll insist on more intelligent candidates to select my guards from.”

What had happened?
 

 Random Riddle: The Fool's Gaurd

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Amish Law

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May 182024
 
Joke Of The Day: Amish Law An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture. The Amish man said, “No.”

“Legally, that paper says we can.” replied the worker.

As he turned and left, returning to his co-workers in the field, the Amish man went to his barn and turned his bull into the pasture.

As the bull rumbled toward the workers in the field, the Amish man hollered, “Show HIM your paper!”

 

 

 

 

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