| I have the world right at my feet, I’m a place where people like to meet. I have so much information to share, Be my friend, and I will take you there. Sometimes I fail to get things quick, But don’t for a moment think I’m thick. I learn so much every day, Visit me sometime, but you’ll have to pay! What am I? |
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A man suffering with terrible headaches for 10 years goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’ve tried everything. Pain meds, anti-inflammatories, physical therapy, and chiropractic specialists—nothing stops these headaches.”
Doctor: “I used to have the same problem, and what finally worked for me was every time I felt a headache coming on, I’d make love to my wife. Give that a try.” The next week the guy comes back and says, “Doc, I’m amazed. I’ve suffered with these headaches for 10 years, and your advice cured me. Thank you so much. And by the way, doc, you have a really nice house.”
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