Random Riddle: The Lamp

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Jun 152024
 
The Jones family of Ohio is entertaining their cousin Henry, who is visiting from Belgium.

After staying for several days, Henry is getting ready to leave, when he presents the Jones with a gift.

It is a lamp that Henry claims is a very valuable antique that has been in his family for 70 years. It has small Bohemian figures that dance around the base when the lamp is turned on. Henry plugs it in to show the family how it works.

After Henry leaves, the father looks at his family, and says, “While it may be a pretty lamp, and it was nice of Henry to give it to us, it is not a Belgian antique.”

Why is the father so sure?

 

Random Riddle: The Lamp

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Barbies

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Jun 152024
 
Joke Of The Day: Barbies A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, “How much is Barbie?”

“Well,” Barbies she says, “we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.”

“Hey, hang on,” the guy asks, “why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?”

“Yeah, well, it’s like this …

Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture …”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Back and Forth

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Jun 142024
 
I’m a pendulum that many children will see,
I become so when someone sits on me.
I rock back and forth with a gentle glide,
But I’m so thin you couldn’t use me to hide.

What am I?
 

Random Riddle: Back and Forth

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Vintage Beauty

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Jun 142024
 
Joke Of The Day: Vintage Beauty A history professor was explaining how society’s ideal of beauty changes with time.

“Take Miss America in 1921,” he noted. “She stood 5′ 1′ tall, weighed 108 pounds, and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she’d do in today’s beauty contest?”

One student piped up, “Not very well! She’d be way too old!”