Joke Of The Day: The Manager’s Plea

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Jul 162024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Manager's Plea The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out, they noticed the manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention.

Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man’s plead, “Please take the books too, I’m $5000 short!”

 

 

 

 

The Secret Service

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Jul 152024
 

An uncompromised Secret Service NEVER would've overlooked a rifle on a rooftop. They NEVER would have allowed an unsecured elevated position. Use your head, man!



An uncompromised Secret Service NEVER would’ve overlooked a rifle on a rooftop. They NEVER would have allowed an unsecured elevated position.

Use your head, man!

Random Riddle: She Shoots Him

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Jul 152024
 
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?
 

 Random Riddle: She Shoots Him

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Are You Reading That?

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Jul 152024
 
Joke Of The Day: Are You Reading That? I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, when a guy comes over and asks, “Are you reading that?”

I didn’t know what to say. So I said, “Yes.”

I then stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.

 

 

 

 

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