Joke Of The Day: Pain

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Oct 212024
 
Joke Of The Day: Pain I was sitting on the sofa last night watching TV, when my wife from the bedroom yelled, “Do you ever get pains on the chest like someone’s got a voodoo doll and they’re stabbing it?” I replied, “No.”

Then she asked, “How about now?

 

 

 

 

Welcome to the Machine

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Oct 202024
 

The machine doesn't lose elections, the people do.



The machine doesn’t lose elections, the people do.

Random Riddle: 7 x 70

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Oct 202024
 
I’m seven times seventy,
Plus a decade more.
This has all happened before.
Red and gold, I am no liar.
My nursery will be made
From my funeral pyre.

Who am I?
 

 Random Riddle: 7 x 70

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Husband

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Oct 202024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Husband The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife.”

 

 

 

 

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