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Lizards make good flooring salespeople.
They really know how to rep tile.
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Joke Of The Day: Lizards
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Jan 232026
Picking Sides
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Jan 222026
Random Riddle: Died in 1950
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Jan 222026
| My great-grandmother was exceptional from first to last. She was the first baby born in the state in 1851. She was almost the first centenarian in the family, but she died in 1950, one day before her 100th birthday.
The cause of her death was not unusual; thousands of people died of the same cause that year and also in previous years. Her death was exceptional because she was the last person ever to die from that cause in the United States. What was the cause of death? |
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Joke Of The Day: Teaching English
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Jan 222026
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A Missionary is sent to Brazil to spread the good word. He figures the first thing he needs to do is teach them English. So, he takes a walk with one of the elders and as they walk, the missionary spots a tree. He stands back and points at the tree and says “Tree” slowly and clearly. The elder points at the tree and says “Tree”.
They walk a little further and the missionary spots a rock. He stands back and points at the rock and says “Rock” slowly and clearly. The elder points at the rock and says “Rock”. As they continue walking, the missionary looks over and sees a couple doing the deed. He’s thinking he doesn’t want to teach them any bad words, so he points at the couple and says, “Riding a Bicycle”. The elder jumps back, pulls his bow and arrow off his back, and shoots the naked man in the butt. He then points, shaking his finger and says, “Riding MY Bicycle”.
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The Most Hated Thing
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Jan 212026
