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Random Riddle: Throw it Away
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Nov 092024
Joke Of The Day: On a Transcontinental Train
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Nov 092024
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly… he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.” “Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed. “Good,” she replied. “Get your own blanket!” After a moment of silence, he passed gas.
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Accusations
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Nov 082024
Random Riddle: Groups
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Nov 082024
| As you may know, a group of fish is called a “school”, a group of lions is called a “pride”, and a group of seagulls is called a “flock”. Some are a little more unusual. See if you can guess what animals belong to the following groups:
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Joke Of The Day: Twelve Again
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Nov 082024
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied, Still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, And then took her to Alton Towers theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; The Death Slide, the Corkscrew, The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was. Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s Where he ordered her a Happy Meal With extra fries and a chocolate shake… Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, A huge Cola, and her favorite sweets……M&M’s… What a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband And collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile And lovingly asked, ‘Well, Dear, what was it like being twelve again?’ Her eyes slowly opened And her expression suddenly changed. ‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’
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