Joke Of The Day: Bidding on the Parrot

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Oct 272024
 
Joke Of The Day: Bidding on the Parrot A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot.

He’s always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid, he offers $50.

The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500.

When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, “Can the bird talk?”

The auctioneer replied, “Who do you think was bidding against you?”

 

 

 

 

A Dictatorship

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Oct 262024
 

Any government that makes silencing its opposition a priority is a dictatorship. I know, you know it, and the whole world knows it.



Any government that makes silencing its opposition a priority is a dictatorship. I know, you know it, and the whole world knows it.

Random Riddle: Rings

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Oct 262024
 
My rings tell such a story
Of years past with gracious glory
Where I live is where I stay
From that spot I cannot stray
From my home man taketh me
So they can erect another home, you see
Many others bore into my sides
These things that crawl and things that glide
I weep with beauty or stand with grace
Every year I shed myself to nourish my place

 

Random Riddle: Rings

 

 

Joke Of The Day: It’s a Surprise

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Oct 262024
 
Joke Of The Day: It's a Surprise A three-year-old was helping wrap a present for her father. While they were wrapping, her mother kept reminding her daughter about keeping the present a secret so it would be a surprise. After the present was wrapped, she proudly put it on the table.

When her father came home, he saw the present immediately. He asked the little girl, “What is it?”

“I can’t tell.” she said proudly, with a look towards mom. “It’s a surprise.”

“Can I shake it and guess what’s inside?” asked Dad.

“No,” she replied, “shirts don’t rattle.”