JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Chicken Incident
Mar242026
The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset and sought out the farmer.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”
“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”
RiddlesComments Off on Random Riddle: The Silent Companion
Mar232026
I follow you by day and flee from you by night.
I copy every move you make, yet I never get it right.
You cannot touch me, though I’m always at your side.
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Combination Faith
Mar232026
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet.
She had been told the combination but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally, she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help.
The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers, he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally, he looked serenely heavenward, and his lips moved silently.
Then he looked back at the lock and quickly turned to the final number and opened the lock.
The teacher was amazed. “I’m in awe at your faith, pastor,” she said.
“It’s really nothing,” he answered.
“The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling.”