Joke Of The Day: Girlfriend’s Birthday

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Nov 152024
 
Joke Of The Day: Girlfriend's Birthday My girlfriend is impossible to buy for, so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.

Best Friend: “Does she like you?”

Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”

Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Hold Me

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Nov 142024
 
When telling a story
About flounder or dory,
I often end up far apart.

But when bowing your head
Or mourning your dead,
I’m together and close to your heart.

You may lend me or hold me
Or show me or fold me,
And all this is merely a start.

What am I?

 

 Random Riddle: Hold Me

 

 

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