Random Riddle: Nouns

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Nov 302024
 
Which noun, from group B, belongs in group A?

Why?

Group A

Man,
Foot,
Child,
Tooth,
Mouse.

Group B

Girl,
Hand,
Adult,
Toe,
Goose.

 

Random Riddle: Nouns

 

 

Random Riddle: Three Hands

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Nov 292024
 
Recorded by three hands,
I have no bounds.
People use me constantly,
My vastness astounds.

I’m used around the world,
Organized by ancient cultures.
Through me, all things happen,
Children become geezers.

 

Random Riddle: Three Hands

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Meanwhile at the Mortuary

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Nov 292024
 
Joke Of The Day: Meanwhile at the Mortuary Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence, the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner.

“Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

The Inspector asked, “What of the third body?”

“Ah,” says the coroner, “this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.

“Thought he was having his picture taken.”