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A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket – a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, “I bet you’re single, aren’t you?”
“Well, yes, I am,” the woman replied. “How did you know?”
They smile for the cameras, shake hands like old friends, and promise the world. But their loyalty? Bought and paid for. Career politicians don’t represent you—they serve the highest bidder. Elections are theater. The real decisions happen in back rooms, far from the people they claim to serve.
“Hurry, let me in,” said the Jester.
“No, me first!” said the Joker.
“Perhaps we should be careful about walking there,” said Gabriel.
“A wiser course may be to avoid stepping on the area,” said Uziel.