Joke Of The Day: The Rules

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Mar 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Rules A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?”

His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night … whether you’re here or not.”
 

 

 

 

Selling Fear

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Mar 162025
 

The Government sells fear so they can become your savior.



The Government sells fear so they can become your savior.

Random Riddle: Hold Me

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Mar 162025
 
When telling a story
About flounder or dory,
I often end up far apart.

But when bowing your head
Or mourning your dead,
I’m together and close to your heart.

You may lend me or hold me
Or show me or fold me,
And all this is merely a start.
 

Random Riddle: Hold Me

 

 

Joke Of The Day: An Affair

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Mar 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: An Affair Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed, and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”