| You may praise your good fortune and curse all you hate, Yet I rule all your chaos and gamble your fate. By some I’m avoided, by others I’m game, Called by fat or slim, my meaning’s the same. |
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An employee approached his boss and asked for a raise. “Well” began the head man, “business is bad now, Frank and I just can’t afford to give you a raise.”
“But I’m doing the three men’s work and I always have…” retorted Frank. “Three men’s work?” exploded the boss. “Tell me who the other two are, and I’ll fire them!”
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They told you democracy mattered—until the people chose Trump in a landslide. The same politicians the voters REJECTED are now scrambling to silence him, protect their own power, and cover up years of waste & fraud. This isn’t about justice. It’s about control and keeping their crimes hidden from the people.
| I’ll name some famous musicians, and you tell me which one doesn’t belong.
Brian Wilson |
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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells up to his wife, “Where is the rake?”
She can’t hear him and shouts back, “What?” The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee, and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, “What?” The man repeats his gestures, mouthing, “EYE KNEE — THE RAKE.” The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, “What in the heck was that?” She replies, “EYE — LEFT TIT — BEHIND — THE BUSH”
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