A Thief

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Feb 212025
 

If a man steals from you and refuses to let you count what’s missing, he’s a thief. If a politician takes your money and fights tooth and nail against an audit, what do you think that makes him?



If a man steals from you and refuses to let you count what’s missing, he’s a thief. If a politician takes your money and fights tooth and nail against an audit, what do you think that makes him?

Random Riddle: Behind and Ahead

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Feb 212025
 
Before I came, confusion abounded.
I’m late, I’m late was frequently sounded.

I’m not average, but was based on a mean.
My size, in theory, is constant: fifteen.

I’m two dozen steps, again in theory.
But walk my length and you’d get weary.

I take half and quarter steps at times.
In reality, I don’t follow the lines.

I shrink to nothing in two cold extremes.
Over a thousand miles wide in the betweens.

 

 Random Riddle: Behind and Ahead

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Heaven and Hell

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Feb 212025
 
Joke Of The Day: Heaven and Hell The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic.

 

 

 

 

A Lifetime Politician

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Feb 202025
 

“Lifetime politician” is just a polite way of saying “professional liar with a pension.” They shake hands with one pocket and pick yours with the other. The only thing they serve is themselves.



“Lifetime politician” is just a polite way of saying “professional liar with a pension.” They shake hands with one pocket and pick yours with the other. The only thing they serve is themselves.

Random Riddle: Shoot Me

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Feb 202025
 
I rise, I fall.
You can touch me,
But you don’t want to carry me.
You can shoot me,
But I most certainly won’t die.

What am I?
 

 Random Riddle: Shoot Me

 

 

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