Common Sense Evaluation

If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

I decided to go swimming yesterday.

And while I was there I really need to pee so I thought I’d go in the deep end.

Well let me tell you you the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.

D.C. is a private club, and you aren’t invited.

2026 is the year we crash the party.

I give milk and have a horn but I’m not a cow?

What am I?

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather’s violin.

“Old fiddles aren’t worth much, I’m afraid,” he explained.

“What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?” I asked.

“If you’re buying it from me, it’s a violin. If I’m buying it from you, it’s a fiddle.”

Random Riddle: Brown or White