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Two old ladies are waiting for a bus. Both light up cigarettes and start to smoke. It starts to rain so one lady reaches into her bag, pulls out a plastic thingy, opens it and stretches it over her cigarette to protect it from the rain. The other lady says wow, that’s great. What is it called? She answers it’s a condom, and they’re sold on drug stores.
Next day, that lady goes to a drug store to buy them. Pharmacist asked what size she wants. Something to fit over a Camel, she replies.
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“A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently, the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.” |
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