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An old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor gives the man a new miracle pill that will restore his ability to perform in bed. The old man is extremely happy. “I must warn you,” the doctor urged, “at your age sexual activity can be very dangerous. I’m just saying, be careful.” The old man shrugs and says, “Hey doc, if she dies, she dies.”
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| Throw some anagrams around!In the sentences below, there are 10 jumbled phrases. Each is an anagram of a word or phrase that helps complete the story. Can you decipher all 10?
The kids were playing on the WET SIGNS, Uncle Frank and Jack from next door were playing a game of HOSS HEROES, and it was time for the grill. The THICK TRIO was lighted, and the TOAST PIE had been dusted off. Kristen, their teenager, was stretched out on the EAGLE CUSHION and talking on her CLONE HELP as usual. The RUM LABEL offered some shade, and it was time for the announcement: “NO HBO CONCERT!” This followed by PRESCRIBE MAD HUB and a genial reminder: SHOCK TOE SKI! |
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A young woman named Kelly buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, Kelly playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, give me a Beautiful Giant Bubble Ass”. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her ass grow into a perfectly round, firm butt. Excitedly, she runs and screams at her husband, “Look at my beautiful giant ass!” She then tells him what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”. Again, there’s a bright flash … and his legs fall off.
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