| Recently, Snow White’s seven dwarfs met up with three of their friends and went to the cinema to see Bambi. From the clues below, can you determine the order in which they stood in the ticket queue?
Grumpy was in front of Dopey. Stumpy was behind Sneezy and Doc. Doc was in front of Droopy and Happy. |
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A man walks into an ice cream shop and says, “Can I have a pint of chocolate ice cream, please?” The clerk looks up and says, “Sorry sir, but we don’t have any chocolate left.”
After careful pondering, the man says, “OK, I’ll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream, then…” The clerk grows frustrated and replies, “No, I’m sorry, there IS NO CHOCOLATE.” The man apologizes and stares at the menu for a while, and then says, “Fine, give me just one scoop of chocolate ice cream please.” The clerk takes a breath and says, “Sir, could you please spell VAN, as in Vanilla?” The man is intrigued, and so spells out “V-A-N.” The clerk nods. “Now spell STRAW, as in strawberry, please?” “S-T-R-A-W,” replies the man. “And finally, spell STINK, as in chocolate?” The man starts to say, “S-T… wait a minute, there’s no ‘stink’ in chocolate!” “NOW we understand each other!” the clerk exclaims.
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| In this word pyramid, you have to take the letters from the word pea and put them around the ‘h’ to form a new word. Once you have the next word, do the same with the next line.
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A building contractor was being paid by the week for a job that was likely to stretch over several months. He approached the owner of the property and held up the check he’d been given. “This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on,” he said.
“I know,” the owner said, “But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained.” The contractor said, “Well, I don’t mind an occasional mistake. But when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention.”
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