Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: Multiple Personalities

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Feb 142015

 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

 

Confucius Say: An Apple A Day

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Feb 132015

 

If you eat one apple a day for 80 years, you won’t die young.

 

 

Confucius Say: Flowers For No Reason

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Feb 122015

 

When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

 

 

Confucius Say: A Fool

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Feb 112015

 

He’s a fool that makes his doctor his heir.

 

 

Confucius Say: Banker

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Feb 092015

 

Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.