Joke Of The Day: The Rules

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Mar 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Rules A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?”

His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night … whether you’re here or not.”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: An Affair

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Mar 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: An Affair Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed, and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Dog Show

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Mar 152025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Dog Show There was a recent outcry after a loaf of sourdough made it to the top of the podium at a dog show.

When asked, the judges said, “it was the only pure bread in the competition”.
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lost a Fortune

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Mar 142025
 
Joke Of The Day: Lost a Fortune A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they’d have to drastically alter their life-style.

“If you’ll just learn to cook,” he said, “we can fire the chef.”

“Okay,” she said. “And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Well Trained Spy

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Mar 132025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Well Trained Spy A spy was sent to the USSR during the Cold War.

The spy spoke perfect Russian, but when he landed, he got caught. At his interrogation, he asked a Russian agent, “How did you figure out I was a spy? I prepared all my life for this mission.”

The agent replied, “Well, for starters, you’re black.”