Joke Of The Day: A New Wife

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Mar 032025
 
Joke Of The Day: A New Wife A wife asks her husband, “If I died, would you remarry?”

He replies, “After a while, sure.”

“Would she live in our house?”

“I suppose so.”

“Use my car?”

“Maybe.”

“Sleep in our bed?”

“Probably.”

“Would she use my golf clubs?”

The husband pauses.

“No, she’s left-handed.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Chopsticks

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Mar 022025
 
Joke Of The Day: Chopsticks A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, “Chopsticks are provided only on request.”

“But,” the man countered, “if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn’t have to pay someone to wash all the forks.”

“True,” the waiter shot back, “but we’d have to hire two more people to sweep the floor.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: At The Movies

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Feb 282025
 
Joke Of The Day: At The Movies I went to the movies last night. A man and his dog were sitting in front of me. The dog seemed really engrossed in the film. When the movie was over, I said to the man, “This may sound weird, but your dog really seemed to enjoy that.”

He looked at me and said, “Yeah, it surprised me too. He hated the book.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Windmills

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Feb 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: Windmills Two windmills are in a field talking to each other to pass some time. One windmill says to the other, “so, what kind of music are you into?”

The other responds, “I’m a big heavy metal fan.”