Joke Of The Day: Vampires at a Bar

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Nov 082025
 
Joke Of The Day: Vampires at a Bar Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

“I’ll have a glass of blood,” said one.

“I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the other.

“Okay,” replied the bartender, “That’ll be one blood and one blood lite.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lumber Penance

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Nov 062025
 
Joke Of The Day: Lumber Penance A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional, he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.

“What did you take?” his priest asked.

“Enough to build my own house and enough for my son’s house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake.”

“This is very serious,” the priest said. “I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?”

“No, Father, I haven’t,” the man replied. “But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Dates

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Nov 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Dates A date is basically a job interview for sex.

Where everyone hides their resume, and some people haven’t even quit their last job.

 

 

 

 

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