Joke Of The Day: Snow White

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Jul 182024
 
Joke Of The Day: Snow White Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing, and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.

Snow White relents and says, “When I get into the water, and you hear the splash, you can turn around.” Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.

Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?

That’s easy … 7 Up!

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Manager’s Plea

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Jul 162024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Manager's Plea The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out, they noticed the manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention.

Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man’s plead, “Please take the books too, I’m $5000 short!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Are You Reading That?

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Jul 152024
 
Joke Of The Day: Are You Reading That? I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, when a guy comes over and asks, “Are you reading that?”

I didn’t know what to say. So I said, “Yes.”

I then stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.