Joke Of The Day: Never Had an Argument

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Aug 092024
 
Joke Of The Day: Never Had an Argument A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died,” she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years.”

“Amazing,” said the counselor. “How did you do it?”

“I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Playing Fetch

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Aug 072024
 
Joke Of The Day: Playing Fetch My friend just told me that he launched a tennis ball 1600 yards and his dog ran and brought it back.

Sounds a bit far fetched to me.