Joke Of The Day: Drinking Again

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Sep 092024
 
Joke Of The Day: Drinking Again My wife: “Are you drinking again?!”

Me: “No, it’s just tea”

Wife: “Oh yeah?! What kind of tea?”

Me: “Tea… quila”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Orchestra Leader

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Sep 082024
 
Joke Of The Day: Orchestra Leader I once knew an orchestra leader who was almost electrocuted.

He absentmindedly stuck his baton into an electrical outlet. Thankfully, he was not seriously injured due to being such a poor conductor.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Trimming the Budget

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Sep 072024
 
Joke Of The Day: Trimming the Budget Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned, she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, “Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”

“Good,” my dad quickly replied. “Wash it again!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: When I was a Kid

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Sep 062024
 
Joke Of The Day: When I was a Kid When I was a kid, I was afraid of the dark. Now that I’m grown up, the electricity bill made me afraid of the light.

 

 

 

 

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