Joke Of The Day: Not Since 1956

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Nov 062024
 
Joke Of The Day: Not Since 1956 A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman.

The general replied, “1956, ma’am.”

The woman, in disbelief, said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.”

The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterward, the woman cuddled up to the general and said, “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1956…”

The general looked at her, confused, and replied, “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Fishing With a Stck

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Nov 022024
 
Joke Of The Day: Fishing With a Stck A guy went fishing with his friend and had to ask, “Where is that new rod and reel you had the last time we went fishing? I can’t help but notice that you’re using a stick, a string, and a safety pin for a hook.”

His friend replied, “My wife thinks I’m wasting money, so I told her I’d take the new rod and reel back if I didn’t catch a fish… any more questions?”

“Yes, why didn’t you go to the market and buy a fish to take home? If you remember, that’s what I did last year, so I could keep my fishing gear.”

His friend answered, “I did, but I forgot to take it out of the package!”