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You know what was even more useful than the first telephone?
The second telephone.
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Mar 062026
Mar 052026
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Due to his hectic schedule, I had seen little of the medical student who had moved next door to me two years earlier.
I learned that he had graduated, and one day when I spotted him in his driveway, I went over and congratulated him. “Well,” I said, “Now if I break my arm, you’ll be able to fix it.” He replied, “I’ve been able to fix your arm for some time. The important thing is that now I can bill for it.”
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Mar 042026
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I don’t think my letter carrier (postman) likes me.
I was mailing some photographs to my cousin (yes, we used to do this in the days before digital and yes, I am a dinosaur! anyway…) and on the envelope I had printed – PHOTOGRAPHS DO NOT BEND. He folded the envelope in half and wrote on the outside, “Oh yes they do.”
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Mar 032026
Mar 022026