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Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?” Joseph: “The sign said, [SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW]!”
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Category: Jokes
Joke Of The Day: School of Agriculture
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The school of agriculture’s dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, “Why have you chosen this career?” he asked.
“I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,” the student replied. “Your father made a million dollars in farming?” echoed the dean, much impressed. “No,” replied the applicant. “But he always dreamed of it.”
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