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A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.
At the party, everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded, “When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage, we have never needed to make a major decision.”
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A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after he had completed boot camp, he was invited to be in a friend’s wedding. He asked an officer for a pass and was told he had to be back by 7 p.m. Sunday.
“You don’t understand, sir,” my friend said. “I’m in the wedding.” The officer replied, “No, YOU don’t understand. You’re in the Navy.”
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At my sister’s wedding, I was cornered by my aunt, who proceeded to talk my ears off for over an hour.
I was chatting to a friend about this a few days later, and he remarked, “What a bummer — not much you can do in a situation like that.” I said that I even considered feigning death to get out of it, but decided against it. When he asked why, I told him. “I was worried she’d just start giving a eulogy.”
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