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Joke Of The Day: Sherlock Holmes and the Cat Owner

Joke Of The Day: Sherlock Holmes and the Cat Owner Sherlock Holmes and Watson are walking around London when a cat jumps on Watson and pees on him.

“Oh bloody hell” says an upset Watson, “my shirt is ruined”

“Well, you got to take it up with the owner”, says Sherlock calmly.

“I’ve no clue who the owner is!” shouts Watson, still angry.

“Well, my dear Watson”, says Sherlock, “You are pissed on and pissed off at the same time, it’s Schrödinger’s cat”.

 

 

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: People and Mistakes

Joke Of The Day: People and Mistakes People who do lots of work… make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work… make fewer mistakes.

People who do no work… make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes… get promoted.

That’s why I spend most of my time sending e-mails and playing games at work… I need a promotion.

 

 

 

 

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