10. You can trade an old .44 for a new 22

9. You can keep one Gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

8. If you admire a friend’s Gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary Gun doesn’t mind if you keep another Gun for a backup.

6. Your Gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A Gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

4. A Gun functions normally every day of the month.

3. A Gun doesn’t ask, ‘Does this new scope make me look fat?’

2. A Gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep right after you use it.

And the number one reason a Gun is better than a woman….

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER for a Gun