Confucius Say Confucius Say: If The Shoe Fits July 8, 2016April 18, 2016 gags If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Fine China July 7, 2016April 17, 2016 gags Wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won’t trust him to wash it.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Pushing The Envelope July 6, 2016April 16, 2016 gags No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Money To Burn July 5, 2016April 15, 2016 gags Man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Pushing The Envelope July 4, 2016April 14, 2016 gags No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.