Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Lending Money December 18, 2016October 4, 2016 gags If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Socialism December 17, 2016October 3, 2016 gags The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Favorite Animal December 16, 2016October 2, 2016 gags My favorite animal is steak.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Success December 15, 2016October 1, 2016 gags If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Nobody Cares December 14, 2016September 30, 2016 gags If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.