Confucius Say Confucius Say: Fortune January 22, 2017November 8, 2016 gags Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
Confucius Say Political Confucius Say: Under Every Stone January 21, 2017November 7, 2016 gags Under every stone lurks a politician.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Adult January 20, 2017November 6, 2016 gags Adult: One who has ceased to grow vertically, but not horizontally.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: I January 19, 2017November 5, 2016 gags I for one, like Roman Numerals.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Man January 18, 2017November 4, 2016 gags Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
