Author: gags

A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Sherlock Holmes and the Cat Owner

Joke Of The Day: Sherlock Holmes and the Cat Owner Sherlock Holmes and Watson are walking around London when a cat jumps on Watson and pees on him.

“Oh bloody hell” says an upset Watson, “my shirt is ruined”

“Well, you got to take it up with the owner”, says Sherlock calmly.

“I’ve no clue who the owner is!” shouts Watson, still angry.

“Well, my dear Watson”, says Sherlock, “You are pissed on and pissed off at the same time, it’s Schrödinger’s cat”.

 

 

 

 

Featured Political View Point

Homeschooling

Homeschooling isn't an experiment. People have been learning at home for thousands of years. Government schooling is the experiment, and it's failing badly.



Homeschooling isn’t an experiment.

People have been learning at home for thousands of years.

Government schooling is the experiment, and it’s failing badly.

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: People and Mistakes

Joke Of The Day: People and Mistakes People who do lots of work… make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work… make fewer mistakes.

People who do no work… make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes… get promoted.

That’s why I spend most of my time sending e-mails and playing games at work… I need a promotion.

 

 

 

 

Featured Political View Point

The Goal

The goal is not to trigger liberals. The goal is to save America. For some reason, that just so happens to trigger liberals.



The goal is not to trigger liberals. The goal is to save America.

For some reason, that just so happens to trigger liberals.

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