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The doctor told me I was going deaf.
The news was hard to hear.
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Author: gags
A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
Random Riddle: Come Together
| We are often dangerous But to some we are fun To others, we are frightening Causing them to run We come together Though we seem apart You see me and you hear my brother Who ofttimes makes little ones run to their mothers, I am bright and my brother is loud And it may seem that we come from a cloud, What are we? |
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Joke Of The Day: The Best Blonde Joke
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A blind man walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and orders a double martini. Realizing that there are several people sitting around him, he says:
“I’m going to tell you the best joke about blondes you’ve ever heard.” The woman next to him says: “Before you tell the joke, I’m going to warn you about a few things: — The waitress who gave you the drink is blonde. — I’m blonde and a jiu-jitsu instructor. — On my left is my bipolar blonde sister. — Sitting at the table next to you are two blondes with Russian mafia tattoos.” Blind man: “I’ve changed my mind! If I have to explain the joke five times, I’ll give up.”
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