| A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months.
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Author: gags
A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
Joke Of The Day: Set for Life
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A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, he suffered a coronary and was hospitalized. When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, “Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You’ll never need to worry about money.”
“Oh, sweetheart, please don’t talk that way,” his young wife exclaimed. “You’ve been so good to me already. If you go, I’ll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please tell me what I can do?” “Well,” the old man gasped, “you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters.”
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Random Riddle: Roam Into My Home
| Be enjoying the singles’ life most shall We are more solitary than social Of my body is constructed my home After I am done giving it a spin The way I prey is a bit like fishin’ |
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