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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
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Author: gags
A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
Random Riddle: Five Together
| The first is needed to make quotes you see, And it often sticks up when it’s time for noon tea. The second’s biggest distinction is found The third should be biggest, but that can depend, The fourth is oft used when making a selection The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far, |
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Joke Of The Day: Hospital Information
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A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, Dr. Wilson said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and was told that it was against hospital policy to give this information over the phone.
“Fine,” I said. “I can understand that. But can you tell me what she didn’t have?” “It wasn’t a boy,” replied Dr. Wilson.
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