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The world champion of tongue twisters got arrested.
I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.
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Author: gags
A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
Random Riddle: Gone on Monday and Friday
| Saturday and Sunday, I am big. Tuesday through Thursday, I am small. Monday and Friday, I am non-existent. What am I? |
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Joke Of The Day: An Undertaker Named Bob
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Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. He wife asked him, “What happened to you?”
“I’ve had a terrible day!” says Bob. I had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag, because he had a huge erection!” “Anyway, I went up, and sure enough there was this big naked man, lying on the bed with a huge erection! So I grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half!” “I see!” said the wife, “That must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?” Bob replied, “Wrong room!”
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