| Here on Earth it’s always true that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today! |
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Jun 192026
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Jun 192026
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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?” The doctor replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.” The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how do you start a flood?”
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Jun 182026
| All about, but cannot be seen; can be captured, cannot be held; no throat, but can be heard.
What is it? |
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Jun 182026
Jun 172026
| You pick it, you peel the outside, you cook the inside, you eat the outside, and you throw away the inside.
What am I? |
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