Joke Of The Day: The Magic Mirror

Joke Of The Day: The Magic Mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four”.

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.

Again, there’s a bright flash … and then his legs fall off!

 

 

 

 

Give a Man a Fish

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elites in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of us.



Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day.

Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elites in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of us.

Random Riddle: A Chain Gang

Ahead of us, a life of servitude lies
There is no funeral when one of us dies

Below the surface, we perform our duty
But we’re not miners or in search of booty

We join forces if our mission requires
Forming a “chain gang” that one day expires

Destined for a multitude of thankless jobs
Although none of us ever complains or sobs

Varying, yet with this similarity
We’re all characterized by polarity
 

Random Riddle: A Chain Gang

 

 

Women’s Rights

You don't really stand for women's rights if you allow men to dominate women's sports, and allow the nomination of a man for Woman of the Year.



You don’t really stand for women’s rights if you allow men to dominate women’s sports, and allow the nomination of a man for Woman of the Year.

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