gags

A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.

Joke Of The Day: The Deep End

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May 082026
 
Joke Of The Day: The Deep End I decided to go swimming yesterday.

And while I was there I really need to pee so I thought I’d go in the deep end.

Well let me tell you you the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.

 

 

 

 

A Private Club

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May 072026
 

D.C. is a private club, and you aren't invited. 2026 is the year we crash the party.



D.C. is a private club, and you aren’t invited.

2026 is the year we crash the party.

Joke Of The Day: Fiddle or Violin?

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May 072026
 
Joke Of The Day: Fiddle or Violin? Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather’s violin.

“Old fiddles aren’t worth much, I’m afraid,” he explained.

“What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?” I asked.

“If you’re buying it from me, it’s a violin. If I’m buying it from you, it’s a fiddle.”

 

 

 

 

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